joegm
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well, we finally cracked, we thought we could fight it off but in the end it all comes full circle... back to the dreaded loon mtn corp. <BR>thursday at bretton; very cold but not as bad as it was the previous week...about 5f in the morning and a little wind... the place was dead, as usual except for a salomon dealer demo day...very nice packed powder with about 1 inch of fresh snow to refresh the surface was found... the woods are still pretty nice but are starting to get packed down in this little dry spell.. believe it or not the one inch really helped out in the steeper parts like the entrance to the john graves glades... the cherry glades are becoming very packed as they are the main attraction for the novices.. the skiers right trees are the best bet for snow but the access to them really is a pain ... so at about 2pm and about 42000 mogul turns later, my buddy gil and i pretty much knew that after 8 weeks of bretton and one day of big k, it was time to hit cannon. and that was the beginning of the end!!!! <BR>cannon on friday, certainly pleasant in terms of crowds... yes it was empty.. it was cold, about the same as bretton on thursday, but it seemed a little more windy.... we loaded at about 8:45 and found really nice edgable groomed snow pretty much everywhere.. the front face was not really true pp , but it was certainly edgable and nothing to complain about as far as the hardpacked factor....unfortunately, cannon is a racer's mountain.. i like cannon , i really do, from a theoretical standpoint.. it's old school, unassuming and simple.. it's the anti les otten mountian...unfortunately, they have absolutely no respect at all for true freestyle, as in moguls... they let one of the steepest pitches they have in paulies bump up to these monster moguls that are exposed and are essentially unskiable to anyone but j. mosely and d. weinbrect <BR>hardscrabble is not maintained , bites for access and is just not worth it except after fresh snow. ( for me anyways ) we took three runs and after having the front of my skis run over buy that wanna be bode miller loser ( u know the guy... the 38 yr old white male with the x screams and the 15 mm risers who makes a turn from his heel every 50 yards or so and thinks he is just da bomb even though he could not turn a door knob , never mind skis... we basically said the hell with this... but not before having a nice sit down with the mountian gm, nat ( not a bad guy !!!), who it turns out, claims to be a bumper... presented him with all the beefs, can u leave a 15 foot wide side of a blue trail untouched? any chance of a blue trail being taken and blown on and maintain for bumps? any chance at all of anything but a friggin 31 degree pitch being allowed to bump up? nat said he agreed with us but would have to take it to a higher power... nat also express surprise that the line under the front face triple was groomed flat , but said that may be because they blew snow on that line for the first time... when it was suggested that reseeding and resetting the bumps like killington does, may be a reasonable alternative, no response was given... so we decided to go see the gm at bretton and beg for mercy, becasue despite brettons all out blitz of new marketing and hogwash about bumps , bowls , chutes , parks and pipes, less than half of these have actually materialized... and all of their little bumps segments had been smashed on thursday... we pleaded our case to the bretton gm... waste of time as he basically laughed us out of the office and claimed to not be aware of the ability of reseed bumps with a groomer.. no that they would anyway, apparently. buddy gil and i said the hell with loon this year because last year, during the bad year, the killer intermediate bump run that loon has under the quad was open about 5 days during the season.. they made no effort at all to blow on it or maintain it...driving by loon in the morning, both of us would look over there and see what appeared to be bumps... all the other logical reasons not to ski loon ( crowds, crap snow, bad skiers ) would take over however, and we would head north to bretton for the sweet pp and no crowds... well bretton is obviously reneging on the promise of bumps ( among other things ) so we had a dilemma.. sitting in the bretton parking lot all pissed off ( u r not supposed to be pissed skiing ) we said all right lets go check it out... we shot back to lincoln, sneaked onto the quad and stole a run down under the quad...and there it was... the perfect intermediate bump run... it had decent snow, it was maintained and had the bumps reset recently , and it had actual lines.. oh sure the occasional 10 foot flat spread between bumps existed from the typical loon-ite trying to side slip down, but it was rare. ( unlike at cannon where every bump was about 12 feet apart on paulies.. separated by legit ice in the troughs ) so the bottom line to this ridiculously long no bull that probably nobody cares about because , apparently, nobody is out there trying to learn to ski moguls properly and looking for something other than a 30 degree ptich to do it on, is that we broke down and brought the mid week season pass to loon.... maybe we are fruitcakes.. buying a season pass for what is essentially a 300 yard strip of moguls.. but it is accessed by a hs quad and has snow blown on it and , apparently, is going to be reset every now and then, according to the mountian operations guy at loon.. i learned to ski at loon, grew to hate it, and now i'm back. why, becasue as much as i still can't stand it, it's the only place i can find, other than k mart, that seems to put some effort into maintaining a mogul run that an intermediate bumper can get something done on... why oh why resorts take novice skiers and put them on green trails to teach them to ski but give beginner and intermediate bumpers nothing but paulies folly is beyond me... yeah stowe and jay have some decent pitches in sections of trails, but none have dedicated a whole trail that has a reasonable pitch with good access to it, to moguls.. it really sucks and it is really frustrating... and this point was underscored thurday at bretton when, gil and i, just to stir up the pot, wandered into that salomom dealer demo area and asked the salomon guy where the 1080 mogul ski was.. his response, " we are not even mass producing that next year.. u have to special order it if u want that... which i can't see why you would " r u kidding me? this guy had not one ski with a shovel under 108... by the end of the day gil and i figured it all out.. we can't buy mogul skis becasue ski companies don't make them becasue they don't sell becasue no one wants them becasue no one skis moguls becase they are to tough becase they are to steep because ski areas, despite pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars into parks and pipes and shutting down entire trails for races, somehow feel they cannot afford to give up one blue trail for bumps, which may actually encourage people to try them and maybe , god forbid, actually find out that they can be fun... sorry for the ridiculous rant.. it's been building up.. se ya next week from, guess where,( can't believe i'm saying this) loon, baby.. <BR>p.s to the jack ass who almost killed me at cannon... anyone can ski fast... the best skiers can ski fast and slow... anywhere, any time, on any trail!learn how to turn em, you fool!!!