U.S. Presidency #47
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The trolls are out in force....
jasoncapecod
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The orange one is a jinx....he went to the knicks game and they got hammered ...he got involved with the soccer team same result...
Speaking of getting hammered, sbooker will get a kick out of these chanting Aussie fans.
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Amusing but I don't know why some Australians are intent on yobbo behaviour in public. It's embarrassing frankly.
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The bar keeps getting set lower. Why don’t his handlers stop this kind of classless vulgarity?
“RESTRAINING ORDER NEEDED”.
That’s the innuendo-laced diplomatic message the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump, delivered by AI-distorted image to the 68th Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni.
“RESTRAINING ORDER NEEDED”.
That’s the innuendo-laced diplomatic message the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump, delivered by AI-distorted image to the 68th Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni.
The next day they will be his ex-handlers. This is one of the markers of first term vs. second term.
tseeb
Well-known member
While the Participation Trophy is somewhat funny, many other things our President has started are not. CNN listed Trump's worst predictions on his war in Iran including the 20% toll on ships traveling the Strait of Hormuz that includes:
"In other words: It seemed wholly impractical. And sure enough, just a day later, Trump reversed himself.
That the president would even float something so extreme and difficult suggests he’s not terribly clued in on what’s feasible. CNN reported Tuesday that advisers scrambled to talk him out of the idea."
and
"Trump predicted early on that the war would be brief, repeatedly projecting it would last “four to five weeks.”
and
"on March 8, Energy Secretary Chris Wright said gas prices would be back under $3 per gallon “before too long.”
I was surprised how quickly Costco gas prices in my area rose when 'ceasefire' ended last week. After peaking at $5.39 at San Jose Costcos late April- early June (I paid $5.49 on 5/1 in Santa Clara), I paid $4.79 on 7/7 at Costco near my Mom's house where regular is now $5.19. We filled my wife's car at Business Costco close to our house on 7/8 for $4.93 that has surprisingly dropped to $4.89.
Not sure I wanted to get started on my taxes paying for ICE to kill illegal (Texas) and legal (Maine) people who are working in our country in the last week. Not only are they not wearing bodycams we are paying for and they are supposed to be wearing they appear to be covering up/lying about what happened. And Trump says ICE should resume traffic stops after his own administration suspended them.
ShiftyRider
Active member
13:15et: Mike Waltz created group "Turkey Catering PC Small Group"
13:15et: Mike Waltz added JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Susie Wiles, and Jeffrey Goldberg.
13:16et: Pete Hegseth: TURKEY OPERATIONS AT ETIMESGUT AIR BASE ARE GO. MOGUL IS WAVING AT THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ON THE BIG PLANE RIGHT NOW. REAL ALPHA MOVE.
13:17et: JD Vance: Outstanding. Did he do the double fist pump?
13:18et: Pete Hegseth:
HUGE FIST PUMPS. OKAY, DOORS ARE CLOSED. PRESS POOL IS TRAPPED INSIDE THINKING THEY'RE FLYING STRAIGHT BACK TO WASHINGTON. INITIATING PHASE 2: *OPERATION SHISH KEBAB*.13:19et: Susie Wiles: Pete, please tell me the airport catering truck is in position.
13:20et: Pete Hegseth: ROGER THAT, SUSIE. MOGUL HAS SUCCESSFULLY SLIPPED OUT THE GALLEY DOOR ON THE BLIND SIDE AND IS CURRENTLY INSIDE THE LSG SKY CHEFS TRUCK. HE IS SITTING ON A CRATE OF FROZEN AIRLINE CHICKEN DINNERS. HE SAYS THE LIGHTING IN HERE IS TERRIBLE.
13:21et: JD Vance: Wait, why is there a guy named Jeffrey Goldberg in this chat? Is that a Secret Service code name?
13:21et: Mike Waltz: Oh, damn it, not again.
13:22et: Pete Hegseth: IGNORE THE NEW GUY
. TRUCK BED IS LOWERING. WE ARE DRIVING PAST THE MEDIA WINDOWS COMPLETELY UNDETECTED. MOGUL IS COMPLAINING THAT THE TRUCK SMELLS LIKE LUKEWARM HUMMUS.13:24et: Susie Wiles: Pete, update on the musical chairs. Which plane is he boarding? The Burj al ArabForce1, the old One, or the small C-32?
13:25et: Pete Hegseth: CHANGE OF PLANS. DECOY AIR FORCE ONE JUST TOOK OFF WITH THE PRESS. BURJ AL ARABFORCE1
IS TAXIING TOWARD THE MAIN RUNWAY AT ESENBOĞA INTERNATIONAL TO CONFUSE THE IRANIAN SATELLITES . WE ARE BACKING THE CATERING TRUCK DIRECTLY UP TO THE C-32. MOGUL WANTS TO KNOW IF THE SMALL JET HAS GOLD-PLATED SEATBELTS 
.13:27et: Jeffrey Goldberg: Guys, I can see all of this. I am literally writing this down for The Atlantic right now.
13:28et: Pete Hegseth: WOW, THE SECRET SERVICE REALLY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. EVEN THE FAKE INTRUDER TEXTS ARE HIGHLY REALISTIC. GOOD BOT. ANYWAY, MOGUL HAS BOARDED THE C-32. WHEELS UP FOR ENGLAND. OPERATION CATERING RUSE IS A TOTAL SUCCESS
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ShiftyRider
Active member
Cue 3:57...
Dear Mr. President,
I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).
I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.
With all my heart,
Natalie
Dear Don I wrote you but you still ain't textin'
Checked X, Truth Social even your secret signal messagin'
I sent two letters before the election maybe you didn't read
Oh right that's my job you probably just fell asleep
Sometimes I write covfefe when you dictate to me
But anyways, fuck it, what's up man, banged your daughter?
I'd like to get pregnant too, maybe you could be the father
If I have a daughter guess what I'mma call her? I'll name her Donnie
You told me bout your Uncle MIT he called you sir not sonny
And all about the nuclear and EMALS is worse than steam
I know you hear this every day at cabinet meetings
But I've got the best spot beside you when it comes to seatings
I got a room full of Trump bibles and your NFTs, man
I love that shit you did with Kim too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I worship you more than Jesus, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Nat.
[swiped from Redditor RSquared and Eminem]
Dear Mr. President,
I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).
I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.
With all my heart,
Natalie
Dear Don I wrote you but you still ain't textin'
Checked X, Truth Social even your secret signal messagin'
I sent two letters before the election maybe you didn't read
Oh right that's my job you probably just fell asleep
Sometimes I write covfefe when you dictate to me
But anyways, fuck it, what's up man, banged your daughter?
I'd like to get pregnant too, maybe you could be the father
If I have a daughter guess what I'mma call her? I'll name her Donnie
You told me bout your Uncle MIT he called you sir not sonny
And all about the nuclear and EMALS is worse than steam
I know you hear this every day at cabinet meetings
But I've got the best spot beside you when it comes to seatings
I got a room full of Trump bibles and your NFTs, man
I love that shit you did with Kim too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I worship you more than Jesus, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Nat.
[swiped from Redditor RSquared and Eminem]