U.S. Presidency #47

Rigged. [Needs elaboration, TC]
DJT call to Gianni Infante:
"I just want to find, uh, 4 goals."


Sorry. :)
 
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The trolls are out in force....
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The orange one is a jinx....he went to the knicks game and they got hammered ...he got involved with the soccer team same result...
 
The bar keeps getting set lower. Why don’t his handlers stop this kind of classless vulgarity?

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“RESTRAINING ORDER NEEDED”.
That’s the innuendo-laced diplomatic message the 47th President of the United States, Donald Trump, delivered by AI-distorted image to the 68th Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni.
 
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While the Participation Trophy is somewhat funny, many other things our President has started are not. CNN listed Trump's worst predictions on his war in Iran including the 20% toll on ships traveling the Strait of Hormuz that includes:

"In other words: It seemed wholly impractical. And sure enough, just a day later, Trump reversed himself.

That the president would even float something so extreme and difficult suggests he’s not terribly clued in on what’s feasible. CNN reported Tuesday that advisers scrambled to talk him out of the idea."

and

"Trump predicted early on that the war would be brief, repeatedly projecting it would last “four to five weeks.”

and

"on March 8, Energy Secretary Chris Wright said gas prices would be back under $3 per gallon “before too long.”

I was surprised how quickly Costco gas prices in my area rose when 'ceasefire' ended last week. After peaking at $5.39 at San Jose Costcos late April- early June (I paid $5.49 on 5/1 in Santa Clara), I paid $4.79 on 7/7 at Costco near my Mom's house where regular is now $5.19. We filled my wife's car at Business Costco close to our house on 7/8 for $4.93 that has surprisingly dropped to $4.89.

Not sure I wanted to get started on my taxes paying for ICE to kill illegal (Texas) and legal (Maine) people who are working in our country in the last week. Not only are they not wearing bodycams we are paying for and they are supposed to be wearing they appear to be covering up/lying about what happened. And Trump says ICE should resume traffic stops after his own administration suspended them.
 
Does the forum have an ALL CAPS rule? Cuz on Signal, they tend to "punctuate" like so...
US Pentagon at 1144 said:
14:15et: THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP

13:15et: Mike Waltz created group "Turkey Catering PC Small Group"
13:15et: Mike Waltz added JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Susie Wiles, and Jeffrey Goldberg.

13:16et: Pete Hegseth: TURKEY OPERATIONS AT ETIMESGUT AIR BASE ARE GO. MOGUL IS WAVING AT THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ON THE BIG PLANE RIGHT NOW. REAL ALPHA MOVE.

13:17et: JD Vance: Outstanding. Did he do the double fist pump? 🤝

13:18et: Pete Hegseth: 🐫👳‍♀️HUGE FIST PUMPS. OKAY, DOORS ARE CLOSED. PRESS POOL IS TRAPPED INSIDE THINKING THEY'RE FLYING STRAIGHT BACK TO WASHINGTON. INITIATING PHASE 2: *OPERATION SHISH KEBAB*.

13:19et: Susie Wiles: Pete, please tell me the airport catering truck is in position.

13:20et: Pete Hegseth: ROGER THAT, SUSIE. MOGUL HAS SUCCESSFULLY SLIPPED OUT THE GALLEY DOOR ON THE BLIND SIDE AND IS CURRENTLY INSIDE THE LSG SKY CHEFS TRUCK. HE IS SITTING ON A CRATE OF FROZEN AIRLINE CHICKEN DINNERS. HE SAYS THE LIGHTING IN HERE IS TERRIBLE.

13:21et: JD Vance: Wait, why is there a guy named Jeffrey Goldberg in this chat? Is that a Secret Service code name?

13:21et: Mike Waltz: Oh, damn it, not again.

13:22et: Pete Hegseth: IGNORE THE NEW GUY 👳‍♂️. TRUCK BED IS LOWERING. WE ARE DRIVING PAST THE MEDIA WINDOWS COMPLETELY UNDETECTED. MOGUL IS COMPLAINING THAT THE TRUCK SMELLS LIKE LUKEWARM HUMMUS.

13:24et: Susie Wiles: Pete, update on the musical chairs. Which plane is he boarding? The Burj al ArabForce1, the old One, or the small C-32?

13:25et: Pete Hegseth: CHANGE OF PLANS. DECOY AIR FORCE ONE JUST TOOK OFF WITH THE PRESS. BURJ AL ARABFORCE1🐪 IS TAXIING TOWARD THE MAIN RUNWAY AT ESENBOĞA INTERNATIONAL TO CONFUSE THE IRANIAN SATELLITES 👳‍♀️. WE ARE BACKING THE CATERING TRUCK DIRECTLY UP TO THE C-32. MOGUL WANTS TO KNOW IF THE SMALL JET HAS GOLD-PLATED SEATBELTS 🚽.

13:27et: Jeffrey Goldberg: Guys, I can see all of this. I am literally writing this down for The Atlantic right now.

13:28et: Pete Hegseth: WOW, THE SECRET SERVICE REALLY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. EVEN THE FAKE INTRUDER TEXTS ARE HIGHLY REALISTIC. GOOD BOT. ANYWAY, MOGUL HAS BOARDED THE C-32. WHEELS UP FOR ENGLAND. OPERATION CATERING RUSE IS A TOTAL SUCCESS ✈️🤫.
 
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