Does the forum have an ALL CAPS rule? Cuz on Signal, they tend to "punctuate" like so...
US Pentagon at 1144 said:
14:15et: THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP
13:15et: Mike Waltz created group "Turkey Catering PC Small Group"
13:15et: Mike Waltz added JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Susie Wiles, and Jeffrey Goldberg.
13:16et: Pete Hegseth: TURKEY OPERATIONS AT ETIMESGUT AIR BASE ARE GO. MOGUL IS WAVING AT THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ON THE BIG PLANE RIGHT NOW. REAL ALPHA MOVE.
13:17et: JD Vance: Outstanding. Did he do the double fist pump?
13:18et: Pete Hegseth: 

HUGE FIST PUMPS. OKAY, DOORS ARE CLOSED. PRESS POOL IS TRAPPED INSIDE THINKING THEY'RE FLYING STRAIGHT BACK TO WASHINGTON. INITIATING PHASE 2: *OPERATION SHISH KEBAB*.
13:19et: Susie Wiles: Pete, please tell me the airport catering truck is in position.
13:20et: Pete Hegseth: ROGER THAT, SUSIE. MOGUL HAS SUCCESSFULLY SLIPPED OUT THE GALLEY DOOR ON THE BLIND SIDE AND IS CURRENTLY INSIDE THE LSG SKY CHEFS TRUCK. HE IS SITTING ON A CRATE OF FROZEN AIRLINE CHICKEN DINNERS. HE SAYS THE LIGHTING IN HERE IS TERRIBLE.
13:21et: JD Vance: Wait, why is there a guy named Jeffrey Goldberg in this chat? Is that a Secret Service code name?
13:21et: Mike Waltz: Oh, damn it, not again.
13:22et: Pete Hegseth: IGNORE THE NEW GUY

. TRUCK BED IS LOWERING. WE ARE DRIVING PAST THE MEDIA WINDOWS COMPLETELY UNDETECTED. MOGUL IS COMPLAINING THAT THE TRUCK SMELLS LIKE LUKEWARM HUMMUS.
13:24et: Susie Wiles: Pete, update on the musical chairs. Which plane is he boarding? The Burj al ArabForce1, the old One, or the small C-32?
13:25et: Pete Hegseth: CHANGE OF PLANS. DECOY AIR FORCE ONE JUST TOOK OFF WITH THE PRESS. BURJ AL ARABFORCE1

IS TAXIING TOWARD THE MAIN RUNWAY AT ESENBOĞA INTERNATIONAL TO CONFUSE THE IRANIAN SATELLITES

. WE ARE BACKING THE CATERING TRUCK DIRECTLY UP TO THE C-32. MOGUL WANTS TO KNOW IF THE SMALL JET HAS GOLD-PLATED SEATBELTS

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13:27et: Jeffrey Goldberg: Guys, I can see all of this. I am literally writing this down for The Atlantic right now.
13:28et: Pete Hegseth: WOW, THE SECRET SERVICE REALLY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. EVEN THE FAKE INTRUDER TEXTS ARE HIGHLY REALISTIC. GOOD BOT. ANYWAY, MOGUL HAS BOARDED THE C-32. WHEELS UP FOR ENGLAND. OPERATION CATERING RUSE IS A TOTAL SUCCESS


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